Fawk you to the stupid jealous bitches at work! Just because I'm younger, more successful, much prettier, and have an awesome family doesn't give you the fuckin right to go around bad mouthing me. I will never bring my son in to see you again to see you on my days off. No I'm not that "well off" that it doesn't matter how much or little I work, we just made certain choices so I didn't have to work 5 days a week and could stay home with my little guy ONE day a week! So you ladies need to shut the fuck up about shit you don't know anything about!
Fawk you to my stupid newspaper delivery paper! Delivering my paper 2 out of 3 days is not cool! I need my flyers!
Fawk you to my neighbor and your stupid dog! Seriously if you need to let the dog out at 2am on a work day watch her and don't let her run around your yard barking for almost a fucking hour! You're lucky I didn't take matters into my own hands to shut her up.
Fawk you to my hurt wrist! Another fucking month is this brace sucks big hair balls!
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